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Neck in neck
Sexual Showdown of the Century Tally as it currently stands: Me and Terence: 3.5 (that�s 2.0 from today plus the 1.5 from the other day) Noisy Neighbor: 1.5 (that�s 1.0 from today plus the .5 from the other day) The neighbor had loud sex this morning. I went downstairs to drop off my rent check, and when I got back inside, I heard her and the Moaner with the Boner (Terence�s nickname for the new boyfriend) starting up. I had planned to make another coffee and listen to This American Life, but the competitive spirit got the better of me. I couldn�t let this challenge go unmet! Terence and I promptly got down to business. Then this afternoon, I woke up from a nap feeling a little randy and figured, what the hell! Why not have sex again? What else did I have to do? Afterwards I started giggling like an idiot, and whispered to Terence, �We�re winning!� To which he replied, �I don�t know about this competition you�ve invented, but if that�s what it takes to get you in sack, then I�m all for it.� Needless to say, today�s been a very relaxing Saturday. Goddamn it! They�re at it again! Those fuckers, and I do mean fuckers!, are messing with my scores!!! They are totally going to take the house down with their incessant bed-frame twisting! Aargh! OK, change the above score to this: Noisy Neighbor: 2.5 (that�s 2.0 from today plus the .5 from the other day)
7:01 p.m. - 2003-05-03
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