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Neck in neck

Sexual Showdown of the Century Tally as it currently stands:

Me and Terence: 3.5 (that’s 2.0 from today plus the 1.5 from the other day)

Noisy Neighbor: 1.5 (that’s 1.0 from today plus the .5 from the other day)

The neighbor had loud sex this morning. I went downstairs to drop off my rent check, and when I got back inside, I heard her and the Moaner with the Boner (Terence’s nickname for the new boyfriend) starting up. I had planned to make another coffee and listen to This American Life, but the competitive spirit got the better of me. I couldn’t let this challenge go unmet! Terence and I promptly got down to business.

Then this afternoon, I woke up from a nap feeling a little randy and figured, what the hell! Why not have sex again? What else did I have to do?

Afterwards I started giggling like an idiot, and whispered to Terence, “We’re winning!”

To which he replied, “I don’t know about this competition you’ve invented, but if that’s what it takes to get you in sack, then I’m all for it.”

Needless to say, today’s been a very relaxing Saturday.

Goddamn it! They’re at it again! Those fuckers, and I do mean fuckers!, are messing with my scores!!! They are totally going to take the house down with their incessant bed-frame twisting! Aargh!

OK, change the above score to this:

Noisy Neighbor: 2.5 (that’s 2.0 from today plus the .5 from the other day)

7:01 p.m. - 2003-05-03



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