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Gaga

Got an email last night from a friend in the Bay Area. She’s pregnant.

With fucking twins!

She said they were all natural, and that her husband claims they are the result of his “powerful sperm and big cock.” Apparently she blacked out when the doctor uttered “twins.” Good to know I’ve got friends with a sense of humor, friends who haven’t become twirling deadheads about “the miracle of life.” That drives me crazy.

Then I got another email which lightened the mood a bit. An LA-residing friend sent a photo of her ridiculously adorable baby being cuddled by none other than Ree$e Witherspo0n. I may just turn it into a desktop image because it makes me smile every time I look at it. They both look so funny.

A lot of news from the West has been baby-centric, actually. It’s enough to make me feel like my life is stagnating. Mostly it just makes me want to create an Uber Kid that is smarter, cuter, funnier, more kick-ass than everybody else’s.

Oh yes, I play to win.

9:05 a.m. - 2004-06-10

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