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rue-madame's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good day, Sunshine! = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Boring ANTM business out of the way first: I totally want to buy this. It�s the exact machine the physical therapist has been using to treat my broken knees. Today I asked him about the settings he was inputting (103 watts/cm for 6 minutes) and told him I was going to buy one on Ebay. Of course there�s the teensy weensy matter of not being a licensed professional, but I�m sure there�s a way around that. I mean, it�s for personal use! I�m not going to open a Physical Therapy office or anything. I know how to put gel on the head of the wand and massage my ligaments! I watched the PT do it and it ain�t no brain surgery. I finally have an appointment with my podiatrist next week. It�s at 7:45 am (this is the time slot you get when the receptionist says �how about April 29th?� and you blurt out an anguished �There�s nothing sooner?�) I am going to put together a list of questions because I always forget something. I need to know how long the surgery will take, how long it will be before I can walk, how long it will be before I can do yoga, how long it will take before I can sport normal shoes, which of course leads into �Will I have to have crutches? A hideous moon shoe?� and �When can I buy myself some new celebratory cute and unsupportive slingbacks?� What else? My mother was (predictably) an asshole about TA getting into grad school. I guess we must be trying to steal her grad school thunder or something? GOD! She is so fucking irritating! Maybe she�s pissed because we�re still not married? And definitely not pregnant? You know, sometimes I think it�s good to be alive but an equal amount of times, I think, �My mother never should have had children. Someone should have told her that motherhood was OPTIONAL.� I�m not advocating eugenics or anything. I�m just saying� unbalanced people should get their heads sorted out before they fuck up future generations. That�s all. 2:01 p.m. - 2005-04-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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