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“I was just looking into how to register the Troop in CT, and I read that we have to get CT drivers’ licenses as well, and in the process, we have to surrender our CA licenses.

SURRENDER? My ass! They’ll never catch me, man, cause I'm fucking


That’s an email I got from Terence. The last line is one of our favorite quotables from B0ttle Rocket, when Dignan is running from the authorities in his yellow jumpsuit, as “2000 Man” plays. That is one funny goddamn scene. The other funny that triggers giggles is the “Ka-caw! Ka-caw!” that Dignan uses to secretly get peoples’ attention. I use that all the time now. Thanks, Owen and Wes!

Anyway, where was I?

Surrender our licenses? That is totally fucking ridiculous. What’s next? Pledging allegiance to this flag instead of this flag? Don’t we live in the same country? Didn’t we move from one ‘C’ state to another? Why can’t we all get along?

I have saved every single one of my licenses as mementos and I’m not about to relinquish this one. The current license is the one where I look like a Bulgarian immigrant woman! I have to keep it! Terence’s licenses are even better: he’s progressed from close-cropped Mod to Psychobilly to Tim0thy McVeigh lookalike to sweaty petty thief.

I’m calling the ACLU.

If the DMV gives us any shit, I will take to chanting the state’s slogan at top volume: He Who Transplanted Sustains Us! He Who Transplanted Sustains Us! All together now: He Who Transplanted Sustains Us!

9:05 a.m. - 2004-06-25



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